The ART House: 06/03/2011

Thursday 10 March 2011

Plumbing sorted - thanks chaps

Brennan and Sons (and daughter!) were in today to sort out our plumbing *properly* this time, following a new water feature that appeared the other night just as we were leaving (luckily). AND we have our hot water back in the WC and cafe hand basin. Yay.

They were timely, friendly, quick, considerate and very reasonably priced. We're very relieved to have found them. Thanks guys :)

Wednesday 9 March 2011

Stitchin' and Bitchin'

Lots of happy bitching and stitching going on in here tonight. I can see what they're stitching, but can't hear what they're bitching (about).

Come and join them - second Wednesday of every month at The Art House!

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The Art House dictionary

As with all people who work closely together, we've evolved a little language of our own......

In the interests of inclusivity, here are some definitions of commonly used words and phrases at The House of Art.

Argh - What we call Ziggy (as in Zig-a-zig-argh!). Can also express fruistration. OR (Sign language) Hold your hand on the top of your head, fingers slightly spread, indicating sticking up hair - this is the sign for Ziggy.

Awe - same meaning as usual, but the usage is specific. Anything which we like will have 'of awe' added to it. For instance 'Cake of Awe', 'New Mop of Awe' etc

Bicky Tickly Beard - what we call Bik. OR (Sign language) Hold your hand beneath your chin, fingers slightly spread, indicating a beard - this is the sign for Bik.

Blah - What we call Nina. OR (Sign language) Sweep your hand over the top of your head, indicating a shaved head - this is the sign for Nina.

Chuff - as in "Chuff can take it away" - short for 'Geoff, our helpful person who comes and takes cardboard for recycling and sundry other items we no longer need, will remove this unwanted item and see that it gets a good home/recycled'.

Compost - as in 'Who is taking the compost'? - often heard at the end of the day, when the last few people are packing up to go and we realise with horror that there is a bag of organic waste which needs a suitable home to go to. This phrase is often followed by a swift exit of all present to avoid cycling home with a smelly bag of veg peelings and coffee grounds.

DOOM - most commonly used word, describing mess, junk, unwanted items, characteristics or events, and anything else which is in the wrong place at the wrong time. Example of usage 'Who left all this doom at the bottom of the stairs?' or 'This weekend is going to be doom if we can't find any crew' or 'I think we should get a new rice cooker, this one is doom'. Our attic is very full of doom. See also 'Chuff' who takes away a lot of the doom. We like him.

Jani Jellybean - what we call Jani. OR(Sign language) Use both your hands, sweep them downwards from your head to your shoulders, indicating long hair - this is the sign for Jani.

Joy - see 'Awe' for example 'new teatowels of Joy' (we're easily pleased)

Joe - (Sign language) Hold your foot up slightly and point at your toe. This is the sign for Joe (also known as 'Young Joe).

HMT - Hippy Mean Time. This is what we run a great many of our events on. Hippy Mean Time means that a workshop which starts at 12.30pm may start at 12.37 or even 12.42. Luckily, Hippy Mean Time works both ways, and allows you to hang around after closing time for half an hour or so! Note - HMT does not apply to our opening times, as we don't like to leave people in the cold with no tea.

HMW/M - Short for 'High Maintenance Woman/Man' - also sometimes comes out as 'Hamaw' or 'Hamva'. Sometimes, people just expect a little too much of an arts venue. Perhaps an hour of one-to-one conversation about a workshop they probably will never come to, or all the raisins picked out of their rum and raisin cake, after which they'll decide they can't eat gluten/alcohol/sugar anyway, or will complain at length that we don't have all three kinds of milk (skimmed, semi and full fat). Lucky for us, we have the best customers in town so we don't get too many of these and when we do, we send them down the road to Starbucks!

Martin -(Sign language) Hold your hands in front of you and pretend to type on a keyboard - this is the sign for Martin (our web designer).

Ruth - (Sign language) Hold one hand just below shoulder height, indicating a person who is shorter than you. This is the sign for Ruth (sorry Ruth!).

Vegan - as in "Is it vegan?" - yes, it usually is, unless it's very obviously a piece of cheese in which case no! We're very pleased to have lots and lots of vegan options and anything on our menu can be made vegan, with the sad exception of hot chocolate (we're working on that one).

Wombling - the process of looking for useful things which others have thrown away, for re-use in The Art House. See: most of our furniture.

Wonder - See 'Joy' and 'Awe' for instance 'New kettle of wonder'

Tuesday 8 March 2011

In pictures: Lady's pancake and pamper evening

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Why work as a volunteer at the Art House?

There may be some readers who are puzzled as to why folk volunteer to work at The Art House. After all, generally when one seeks work, one hopes for a financial reward as recompense for the aches and strains of labour (that is, unless you're giving birth, which is an entirely different matter). The money and work equation seems quite reasonable. In fact, it is a thought process that motivates the majority of us to leave our cosy beds each morning and head off to exchange time and skills for a salary to pay mortgages, bills, and to keep us in cocoa powder or whatever else it is that brings happiness to our lives.

To work for nothing may seem contradictory to such expectations, yet the Art House has an army of volunteers, eager and chomping at the bit to get stuck in, to roll up their sleeves and wash dirty dishes, make coffee, serve food, and clean up mess like Wombles of Wimbledon Common. How can this be, I hear you cry, when there is not one iota of financial incentive on the table? Are these volunteers completely bonkers?

Now, you may have a point. There might be an element of bonkers rationale behind the concept of volunteering, but really it isn't so strange, depending on how you view the situation. Let's start with that evil W word (and I'm not talking about Willy Wonker and his Chocolate Factory, either).

Work often conjures the image of something you don't want to do but have to do. There's the 'it's a lovely sunny day and I'm stuck in here, working' scenario to get over first. Then there's 'God, I really don't want to do this' scenario, which is even worse. At the Art House, such scenarios are replaced by far happier imagery.

For a start, if you've gravitated towards this blog, there's a high probability that you have something arty about you. You might be a closet stitcher, a toilet paper poet, a bedroom guitarist, or just like playing dustbin lids on a sunday night when the pub closes. Or, you might be one of those haute couture types, or even just a hauteur of haughtiness, which sounds rather like naughtiness, hence its inclusion in the list of 'types'. Whoever you are, I bet there's an artful bone in that body of yours.

How do I know this? Because just about all volunteers at The Art House are just like you! Slightly bonkers, refreshingly different, and passionate about creativity, be that in numbers, words, paints, music, or paper-folding. So, you'll find like-minded company, which is great if you like chatting about good quality arty stuff.

Then there are customers, most of which are just like volunteers, though they help keep The Art House in business thanks to their generous support. If you want, you can sometimes have a jolly good chat with them too, whilst serving a blend of tea from the vast emporium behind you (if you're stood at the till, taking their order, that is). Maybe you could squeeze in a word or two about Pete Docherty in that arty new French film whilst handing over that dish of deliciousity that is making you feel just slightly peckish?

This brings me neatly to the next reason why it's a good idea to volunteer. At the end of a shift, you get the chance to sample some of that quality cuisine for yourself, to fill your tummy with food that equals yummy. Yes, you heard correctly; the voice inside your head did just say, what?, free food? A modest meal for the modesty of your service. How about that? Sometimes, if you're really lucky, you might get a piece of cake, too. Unless you don't like cake. Then you'll have to suffer watching someone else getting a piece of cake, so if you're a jealous type, it might be better at this point to close your eyes and think of goat's cheese or something more to your fancy.

Now, at Moving Voices last week, believe it or not, there was this woman who read a poem about her goats. To accompany the rising resonance of assonance and alliteration, she also bought along some pictures for us to look at, just so we could visualise those goats whose merits were extolled with poetic furor. This is another advantage of volunteering - you get to find out about what's going on, and sometimes, just sometimes, you might think to yourself, 'well, I'm here already so why not just hang out for an extra hour and catch the evening's entertainment.'

To complicate matters further, it might not be the evening. It might be the afternoon, in fact, giving you a chance to let your French flourish at Le Café des Amis or talk about something other than sauerkraut at the Stammtisch German café. Really, there is plenty to occupy time at the Art House - and time, as we all know, is a very busy ticker of tocks.

Even if you're not particularly arty, or if your artistic talent lies hidden beneath the nail of your little finger, there are things other than money to be gained by volunteering at the Art House. You get to work in a real life café, for starters. Better still, for plebians like me, you can learn how to serve up scrumptious food that will steal the socks off granny's feet or charm the knees from the bees of any beloved. There's also a kitchen where you can make stuff and learn new culinary skills or maybe even contribute some of your own veggie knowledge.

Now knowledge is a funny thing. It's what we store in our heads from reading or listening, in readiness for the right moment to spout forth and impress present company. Sometimes this might be in the form of a story (did I say there's a story teller's club at The Art House?), or a pithy saying of worldly wisdom. Like this little gem - Did you know that volunteering can help you live longer?

C'est vrais mon amis! According to researchers in Kansas City (that's somewhere over the rainbow, if you don't know exactly where it is), volunteering is powerful medicine that works by keeping you physically, mentally and socially active. Why hunt for the elixir of life when the viagra of volunteering is such a short journey away? For those who might struggle with the expense of such a journey, you could even get a little help with cost of bus fares.

So, if you want to spice up your life with a bit of oregano and mixed herbs, serve the perfect smile, or stimulate creative juices, why not take a trip to The Art House and check out all the positive vibes that you could be sharing. It doesn't cost anything to come inside and sit for a while to observe this hive of arty activity. Just ask for a glass of water and someone will be happy to serve you. Who knows, it might even be me. If you're feeling brave, please ask about volunteering. It could be the best thing you have done for year and in a week or two you could be part of the crew that keeps this good ship sailing.

By Matt (café volunteer)

If this has convinced you, why not express an interest in volunteering here!

Monday 7 March 2011

Carla gives us a song at DICE

This is Carla, who is a wonderfully exuberant member of the DICE club (Drop In Centre, Eastleigh) where some of the Art House crew help out on their day off, entertains us with a song!